EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
**oo nga, pareho naman na me melanin...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
**sanse bakit nga ba? :D
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
**si madame auring nga hindi nahulaan na hindi sila magkakatuluyan ni victor wood at nung bata niyang jowa-jowaan...
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
**para maging halimbawa na word na pwede i-abbreviate? hahaha!
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
**hindi ko maget... am i too stupid?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
**sige inumin mo yung dishwashing liquid at ipanghugas mo yung juice para hindi ka na magtaka... hehehe :p
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
**hmmm... no comment...
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
**pwede nating tawaging f*cking hour, dahil lahat ng tao yun ang sinasabi... pwede ring p*tang in*ng traffic yan hour... :D
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
**you gave me a good idea! para naman me pakinabang ang daga sa tao... :D
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
**ang dami kayang animals dun me elepante pa, syempre hindi na niya napansin yung lamok...
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
**bawal nga masaktan yung bibitayin eh, privilege ata nila ang magandang pagkamatay... hahaha!
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
**baka hindi na lumipad yung erflens sa bigat... hahaha! ang pangit nun me sasakyang me pakpak tumatakbo sa hi-way... hahaha!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
**water repellent ata ang fleece nila eh...
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
**edi tawagin nating stuckments or closements... ^_^
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
**true!
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
**kasi pag nagka-accident, aksidente talaga... sobrang liit ng survival rate... hehehe
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).... in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
**oo nga, pareho naman na me melanin...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
**sanse bakit nga ba? :D
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
**si madame auring nga hindi nahulaan na hindi sila magkakatuluyan ni victor wood at nung bata niyang jowa-jowaan...
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
**para maging halimbawa na word na pwede i-abbreviate? hahaha!
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
**hindi ko maget... am i too stupid?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
**sige inumin mo yung dishwashing liquid at ipanghugas mo yung juice para hindi ka na magtaka... hehehe :p
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
**hmmm... no comment...
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
**pwede nating tawaging f*cking hour, dahil lahat ng tao yun ang sinasabi... pwede ring p*tang in*ng traffic yan hour... :D
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
**you gave me a good idea! para naman me pakinabang ang daga sa tao... :D
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
**ang dami kayang animals dun me elepante pa, syempre hindi na niya napansin yung lamok...
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
**bawal nga masaktan yung bibitayin eh, privilege ata nila ang magandang pagkamatay... hahaha!
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
**baka hindi na lumipad yung erflens sa bigat... hahaha! ang pangit nun me sasakyang me pakpak tumatakbo sa hi-way... hahaha!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
**water repellent ata ang fleece nila eh...
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
**edi tawagin nating stuckments or closements... ^_^
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
**true!
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
**kasi pag nagka-accident, aksidente talaga... sobrang liit ng survival rate... hehehe
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).... in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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