Top Mother Quotes [revised, i included my mother's quotes]

**thanks to my contact warren altan

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May 12, 2008 → The Top Ten Mother Quotes

1. Gossip Girl - “Puro kayo gastos! Ako nga, ni hindi na makabili ng panty!”
2. No name - “It’s an unwritten rule na ang panganay ang magpapamilya sa mga magkakapatid, at ang bunso naman ang mag-aalaga sa mga magulang.
3. V55 - My late wife to our kids: “Ako ba ang matututo pag nag-aral kayo? Ako ba ang gagaling pag uminom kayo ng gamot?”
4. Chinatown - Tells her married daughter: “Parang apoy lang ang pinag-awayan niyo! Pero sa halip na tubig, gas ang binuhos mo!”
5. Jayd - “Anak, ang love dapat may trust. Kung wala kang trust, mag frenzy na lang kayo!”
6. No name - My mom’s standard line when she’s bugging me because I’m still single: “Hoy, mag-mingle ka nga!”
7. Jessie - “Sige anak, mag-medicine ka…pero hindi na tayo kakain…”
8. Mcsupremy - A joke text message was sent to my 60-yr-old mom. Then she asked me, “Anak, anong ire-reply ko? LOL ba o yung letter U na may mata?”
9. Jepoy - “Mabuti na ang bakla kesa adik!”
10. Louise - When we found out that my mom is sick: “Ayaw mo nun, makukuha mo na mana mo sa kin?”
11. No name - Everytime I try to control my mom’s addiction to cola: “Gasolina ko yan!”
12. Twylyt - Everytime my kids question the edibility of my cooking, I tell them: “Tae lang ang hindi puwede kainin!”
13. Katrin - Everytime I mess things up in my life, my mom tells me, “You made your bed, now sleep in it!”
14. No name - “Mahirap gisingin ang gising!”
15. Shining - Boss’ mom: “I’d rather see my children dead, than see them grow up as bad people.”
16. Ram 69 - “Pag di mo yan nakita, makikita mo!”
17. Mama Mia - “If you can’t tell me what you’re about to do, then don’t do it. Most likely, it’s wrong.”
18. No name - “Son, don’t create ghosts that you yourself will be afraid of.”
19. Blitzen - Shirley MacLaine: “Life is short, but marriage is long. So drink up, it’ll make it go faster.”
20. Bedboy - “HIndi lahat ng lalaki, guwapo. At hindi lahat ng guwapo, lalaki.”
21. Kid Bukid - My mom-in-law: “Respeto lang, ayos na!”
22. Spy Shadow - My mom’s bilin to the family: “Pag-awayan niyo na lahat, wag lang pera.”
23. No name - “Husbands leave their wives, but mothers will ALWAYS be there for you.”
24. No name - When my brother kept on transferring from one job to another, my mom wrote him a note: “Rolyo bato gadera no moso.” (translation: “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”)

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My mother's top quotes

1. isama na rin natin ang quote from gossip girl which is “Puro kayo gastos! Ako nga, ni hindi na makabili ng panty!”-- which is half-true hahahaha!
   
2. "Kahit itaktak niyo ako, wala kayong makukuhang pera sa akin!"
   
3. "Kahit sunugin niyo ako hindi ako mag-aamoy pera!"
   
4. "Kahit umiyak ka ng bato hindi namin maibibigay ang gusto mo!" -- kung magagawa ko yun hindi ko na kelangan ang mga magulang ko dahil pwede na akong pagkakitaan sa perya! hahahahaha!!!
5. kapag napapag-usapan ang paghahanap ng boyfriend ng mga kapatid kong babae (noon to madalas) "Di bale ng gwapo at mabait basta mayaman!" -- napapaghalata tuloy mukhang pera ang nanay ko... hahahahaha!!!